erikkillmongerdontpullout:

libri-mysteria:

his-shining-tears:

ask-ickle-mod:

babyanimalgifs:

Aw, this is cute.

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is
This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

colachampagnedad:

kingjaffejoffer:

blackqueerblog:

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

(Source: twitter.com, via ruinedchildhood)

crisontumblr:

prancingtrashcan:

endofdaysonmars:

riessene:

rudelyfe:

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy

wheres his movie???

WTF IS THIS?!?!?! 

its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude

So I did some googling, because every time I see this guy I wonder who he is. Here’s what I’ve discovered:

• The character’s name is Liquid Jay. He gets his magic powers from a ring that contains the history of dance moves from the 70′s. (Reference.)
• He’s the creation of a guy named Jean Robert, aka Splack. Here is his Instagram.
• There’s actually a whole web series where Liquid Jay gets his ring stolen and has to get it back, but it’s on this platform called Zeus and I think you have to subscribe to see it. Here’s the trailer.

(Source: intimatehoneys, via noone-ofconsequence)

adhighdefinition:

my adhd ass: don’t worry, i’ll remember it

my adhd ass:

(via diet-soda)

cashhhmani:

elaxisfae:

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

(Source: mi5kle, via ruinedchildhood)

g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n:

stream:

The Iron Giant (1999) | dir. Brad Bird

Yo, op, quick question, who the FUCK gave you the right?

(via eyeball-coffee)

paganinpurple:

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

(Source: markparham, via perks-of-being-chinese)

blackgirlart:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

(Source: illinicoise, via theprinceofpetty)

flowersinmyphro:

carl-thecreator:

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

newarkprince:

To da shawties out there who r still in search of who they r……growth takes time so don’t be too harsh on urself.

(Source: cartiercocaine, via vinebox)